Pie is a language spoken mainly by Canadians and Jamaicans. It is an extremely difficult language to learn, and as a result, only 37 people on Earth know how to speak it. It is impossible for anyone else to learn it, as the majority of the speakers are deaf and blind (a side effect of excessive Pie-speaking). The language consists of words replaced by words with relevance to pie and all related things. Such as, "Pie crust, apple spoon warm," would roughly translate as "Pie is nice, I like it a lot." Some words have multiple English meanings, such as "pie" translating to pie, , and, , , , and