Rile X is an agent in the Disturbing Acts of Violence Department's Intel Division. He was originally written by Katharine, but has since been written by Huinesoron. Rile X is a young man with spectacles who spends most of his time manually sorting and filing the fics that come through DAVD(i)'s cramped brick office, affectionately known as "the Cell." Despite his efforts to convince the Big Thorn to send them some upgraded tech, he has had to resort to boxing up older files and shipping them to storage in Siberia.