Teeny Fur-vest (born January 17, 245 BC in Nazereth, Israel or Tiësto is the world's leading trance DJ, often referring to himself as the "God of Trance" and "The Greatest DJ to Ever Live". He also respected by many as "The Lord of The 16 Metrosexuals." He is the son of Chuck Brown and the Virgin Mary and is the heir apparent to the title of Wizard of Oz. He is the younger brother of Jesus Christ. Tiesto, however, has chosen to walk the path of light and spread "love and joy" by "feeling the crowd" through being a horse dicsk jockey, while his brother walks the path of enlightenment. After Tiesto's last concert @ Edde Sands in Lebanon, the world #1 Dj admitted that his square shaped head was his greatest influence.