Blueshift skips about merrily in the training room, waving his sword about. "I'm so great!" he sings. "Great great great! I can kill any-" THOOOOOOOOOOOOM The door to the training room explodes off its hinges, crushing Blueshift to a pulp underneath it. And stepping into the room is a huge humanoid alien clad in a white uniform-like armour. He looks about the room, shaking his head. "F*$& me..." He munches idly on more energon chips. Catechism calls over to Astrotrain, "No, /you/ shut up, or I'll cram that television down your throat. Do you understand, soldier?" Slow. He called you slow!