And, because this is Uncyclopedia, we're going to do it as a numbered list, which never fails to impress the moderators. 1. You are a US citizen who has voted for one or more members of the Republican Party. Republicans are responsible for voting down most of the legislation that might otherwise have prevented various official U.S. agencies, or even individuals, from learning and revealing your identity. So it's all your fault, isn't it? Well, suck it up. 4. You smell bad. Trust me, I've been close enough.