This is the diary of one of just many Uncyclopedia noobs, and it follows the events of his, er... eventful life on Uncyclopedia. It details the arrival of a noob and his futile battles with an admin, now considered to symbolize the same great battle between David and Goliath. Except Goliath won this time. Easily. It is now considered one the greatest works of literature for all Uncyclopedia noobs and all are recommended to read it. It was first published as 'How to get Banned Quickly', but controversy with HowTo:Get Banned made them change the name.