Lyndon Birdman Johnson (August 27, 1908 – January 22, 1973) was the 36th President of The United States. He was previously the Democratic Senate Majority Leader and had served as Kennedy's Vice-President before helping the Mafia, John Seigenthaler Sr. and a band of Cuban communists kill Kennedy. “Hey, hey, L-B-J, how many soft, slender, exquisite young Aryan virgins did you have rough promiscuous sex with today? Oh wait that was Kennedy... never mind.” ~ CIA on Lyndon Johnson Johnson, undoubtably, was the greatest Badass in the History of the American Presidency.