Plot: Peter is sure that Chris will never beat him at anything, from skating races to stacking dinnerware on top of his head. But at the sauna, he discovers Chris has an enormous penis, easily bigger than his own. Suddenly insecure, Peter tries buying a long, red car (which is caught in a collision and shortened to an extreme amount as a bus full of pretty models drive by) and joining the National Gun Association (parodying the National Rifle Association).