The unredacted version of the report on the mission Orphan Grinders is contained in Salisbury's reports: Friends (and Enemies) on the Other Side (Unredacted) (Chapter 1-2) Herein included is the official version, as distributed to the ETD. PREFACE This report details the happenings of july 23th 2019, in Entropic Space, location-code STYG. It is adapted from the first-hand account of Dr. Ir. Franklin Salisbury CHAPTER 1: One Foot in the Grave