To be "Canonized" is to be canoned out of a canon: a cannon is a device designed to fire massive amounts of whoopass in a short period of time. First any type of explosive, (such as tabasco sauce) is placed in a tube about the size of a pie. some barrels are shaped specificaly for firing camels, explosive such as a shurikan-grenade-launching-landmine, or bo pelini. 55 gallon drums of whoopass can be fired from larger cannons and were used during world war MMDXII