An increasingly senile and crotchety old man, in one case he, in response to Shirley Schmidt saying "Whatever you think about..."(in reference to a plaintiff), calls the plaintiff "an ass". He also called the defendant, a doctor who was alleged to have stolen the right to the plaintiff's blood, a "Vampire Doctor". At the end of that case, he reveals that he didn't have a clue what on earth they were talking about during the whole case, and then ruled in favour of "The Doctor" because he thought, as said earlier, the plaintiff was an ass.