Stephen Colbert, the great American that he is, is ignoring a crisis in this nation. Colbert has yet to find any band to rock hard enough to make them the official band of the Colbert Report. However, Colbert is also ignoring a band that is made for the show, a band that worships him, a band that is truly American, a band that knows how to rock, a band named Bald Eagle. Bald Eagle is a rock band from Columbia Missouri that is going to be the official band of the Colbert Report. So, does Stephen Colbert have the balls to put Bald Eagle on the show, or is he just another pinko commie?