A Shrmouse is an animal with the agility of a mouse and the backbone of a shrew, able to take corners with a man on its back at 60km/h. Due to its mouse likeness, the Shrmouse can fit through a hole the size of your pinky, relocationg its internal organs into its ears and nasal cavity. Shrmouses have another uncanny, but rare and not happening often ability; that of telekinesis and some have been known to have Jedi ancestry, Yoda is 1/87th Shrmousanese. This has spurred calls to call the Shrmouse the oldest animal in existence as it would have had to travel 20 thousand light years from the Star Wars galaxy Far, Far Away.