Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that Mountain Dew down!! Energy drinks are for Hall-of-Shamers only. Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from Wikia. I'm here from Chronarion and Stillwaters. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your username's Levene? You call yourself an Uncyclopedian, you son of a bitch? "The article names are weak." Fucking names are weak? You're weak. I've been editing wikis for fifteen years. You see this GIF animation? You see this GIF animation? It takes brass balls to write great articles.