gap File:Placeholder Ashley Cole currently plays for both Chelsea and England. He has also starred in off the field tabloid antics and traditional sex scandals. Despite all his antics, he is widely recognised as the best left back in the world. Ashley Cole is just an all round shit. This was first evidenced in his switch from Arsenal to Chelsea, a feat that could have only been equalled if Wayne Rooney had gone from Everton to Liverpool. He has recently also come under fire for sex scandals, forcing a split from his wife, Geordie "talent" Cheryl Cole.