Assuming you're still reading this instead of the article about the horseshoe film, welcome to Uncyclopedia's article on Horseshoes, the game: A game of harrowing difficulty and despair played mostly by children, farmers, and people of similar intellects to those two. We realise of course that people don't exactly come from far and wide to read about metallic equine trinkets, but until Uncyclopedia starts paying its writers it will simply have to do. I would also like to highlight at this point that potatoes are not a recognised form of currency. Outside of Russia.