Note: In the serious section of this story, we will bore you with the details that this is a parody of Halo: Combat Evolved, well, loosely. Keep in mind, this is a parody. Just....yeah. This is also very VERY VERY freakin VERY Under-budgeted which is why we could only afford MS Paint for our title cards. I mean, our budget was only 1,000,000,000 bucks. See the Article on the Boss of this movie - The Cheap Bastard for the spoiler on the plot while waiting if we actually decide to write it or not. Alright, NOW onto what you came here for, BITCH.