Player: Hello! Mysterious Ghost (Valdez): H-hello! Player: So what's up? Mysterious Ghost (Valdez): I cannot believe it! You can see me? You understand my words? Player: Sure can. So why are you hanging out here? Mysterious Ghost (Valdez): My tale is one of woe... No doubt you will have little interest in hearing it... Though it has been so many moons since last I had company in this endless non-life... Player: Well, actually I would like to know what happened to you to turn you into an invisible ghost. If only so I can make sure it doesn't happen to me... Player: Choice? Player: And secondly?