Dr. Shatterjaw graduated from the University of Madison Wisconsin with a pH of 7 (Magnus Cum Loud) in 1992. He then spent the next 8 years on a British TV show called "Scrubs and Crumpets" where he honed his humorous talents as well as his less-than-stellar skills with a scalpel. In early 2000 he went back to school to earn a M.S. in Afro-Eurasian Medical Studies. He then joined his brother, Dr. Beerstienalf Shatterjaw, at the German Institute for Medical Practices, and they formed the deadly (yikes) duo of Shatterjaw and Shatterjaw M.D. 's. They continue to practice as well as teach at a local German pub, The Blitzkrieg!! in Shtupenville, Austria.