When he was either 12, 14, 15, or 16 (I don't know, don't blame me) his parents got really drunk at a nightclub and were killed in a car accident. Transie cried like a wimp in his bedroom and lashed out at a hot police babe. He was arrested, and charged with 5 years in juvie for attempted rape of a police officer. When he got out, he went to Dantooine, and got drunk at a cantina. He then tried (failed) to become a Jedi (wimp).
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