God used a primitive version of Microsoft PowerPoint to compile the list, as he knew Chuck was a visual learner with a short attention span. In addition to taking a granite-template background and serif-script Hebrew font, he used a flashy horizontal fire-wipe ingress for each line. This was not then standard in MS software, but God was a skilled programmer and graphic designer, so he had it up an running in no time, thoroughly impressing Elohim at the last staff meeting.