The hippies' leader, King Sizerizla, organised a massive jam in the ramshackle headquarters they built for themselves (The Cross Keys) in 2000 and pressured the government to free them. The town is named after St Myllin (the patron saint of speech therapists) who was an ancestor of Winston Churchill. It was Churchill's experience of growing up in a town full of yoghurt weaving hippies that led to his declaration that vegetarianism is the last refuge of the scoundrel - unwittingly precipitating the outbreak of World War 2 by mortally offending the sensibilities of the German National Vegetarian Party led by Adolf Lentilburger Hitler.