It stars the show's creator, Garrison Keillor, who wrote the screenplay and plays himself. It also features: * Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin, portraying Yolanda and Rhonda Johnson who hail from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, the last two of what was once a popular family country music act; * Lindsay Lohan, as Yolanda's daughter, Lola, who writes poems about suicide; * Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly, as singing cowboys Dusty and Lefty, respectively; * Tommy Lee Jones as the Axeman, a businessman from Texas who has come to shut down the show; * Kevin Kline as Keillor's radio character Guy Noir, a film noir private eye repurposed as the program's security director; * Virginia Madsen as the Dangerous Woman, "Asphodel," who may or may not be the Angel of Death; * Tim Russell a