Technical Louiƒ Ignaƒio ƒquidward from ƒmith (Branau am Inn, 27 October of 1945 - Havana, 1 January of 2045) is an Politic, Ex-Footballer and the most devoid of intelligence President of the South Cuba. Famously lost every election he played until 2002, when the buying of votes was legalized.