Dad: I don't know about that, but we do have a ton of expenses. Kid: Like what? Isn't there something here we can do without? Dad: We can stop buying groceries, But that might be a mistake; 'Cause eating is a habit I'd be loath to try and break. We can stop paying income tax, But they might send me to jail. And if we don't pay the mortgage, Then they'll take our house; Then where would we get our mail? If not for all these bills and taxes, Our income would more than suffice. I feel like a real big cheese Until everybody takes a slice! Kid: What could I do?