(After the opening credits for the Nostalgia Critic, we cut to a shot of a mansion labeled Robert Rodriguez's House. Robert (played by Doug Walker) is reading something when a kid (Tamara Chambers) pokes his head in) Kid: Dad! Robert: I don't have time right now...Rocket? Kid: No. Robert: Rebel? Kid: No. Robert: Racer? Racer: Yes. Robert: I don't have time right now, Racer. I'm writing, directing, editing, shooting, rendering, composing and providing the catering for Spy Kids 4. Racer: Do you even have a crew anymore? Robert: Yeah, he's over there. Malcolm: Hi, Racer. Racer: But, Dad, it's my birthday!