The Jolly Green Giant is an oppressive dictator/supervillain who flies around the world and forces all children, good or bad, to eat disgusting vegetables that he grows off of his armpits. His wife was Poison Ivy, but she divorced him after 0.2 seconds, (a world record by the way..), because he smelled like really terrible bean soup. Whenever you say his name, even if he's on the other side of the world, you will clearly hear him say "Yum," thus proving that he supports self-cannibalism.