Not to be confused with Vanilla Parker Bowles, the popular ice-cream flavour Not to be confused with Camilla Parker Bulldog, her better-looking sister Her Royal Highness The Dutchess Cum-illa Shand Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor Overlord of Little Frampton upon Sea, If I Could Walk That Way, The Princess of Wales, lovingly abbreviated to Camilla Park-Your-Balls, C'mere an' Park-yer-Bollocks, The Rottweiler or Cumilla Poke Her Bowels, is the equine consort, official mount and royal steed of Prince Charles. Charles met Camilla in a stable where she was eating a bale of hay. Windsor's own Incitatus provides an opportunity for horrific fascination by royalty fans across the globe. Her name comes from the late Lady Framptom of Damsylvania, who courted the naive hunter Charlie Bowels when he