Emily Liz Dickinson (May 25, 1842-October 31, 1900) was an American shut-in and food critic. Virtually unknown in her Lifetime - her critiques on two-dimensional food were discovered early in the 20th Century, right there on her writing table where she had left them, in hopes they would be found and published- Rumors about her lust for three-dimensional food would circulate after her death - these have since been dismissed as wild speculation. She was also well known for writing poems that one could sing to the tune of the theme song of "Gilligan's Island".