Classification: GrizzledAncients Current Job: Director of Cinematics Origin: Hutto, TX Eye Color: Red Age: 30 Weight: 170 Height: 5'10" Girth: Rippling First Job: Raising show turkeys in Williamson County, Texas Blood Type: Infected with Boren's Syndrome...not a donor. Hobby: Advancing Right-Wing Conspiracies. Ultimate Game: 42 Why Cinematics? I want to make you uninterested in "pressing X to skip" Ultimate Website: syndicated columns on www.tsowell.com Mode of Transport: Earth