This will be edited 83 1. * The Captain is a great man. 2. * STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM EROL. (Unless you are Razer.) 3. * DON’T PISS OFF LILY . (Don't kill her, either. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) 4. * Don’t kill crew. Seriously. 5. * Don’t kill anything that talks. 6. * Don’t kill anyone, for that matter. (Unless it’s Edward or Bella) 7. * Stay the hell out of Carnival unless you’re badass. Or Dethklok. 8. * It’s always Mess-With-Jak week 9. * The Captain likes birds. Don’t question it. 10. * Don’t eat Ponk if you’re a Jew. (Or Asad) 11. * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don’t set zombies on fire. 12. * Don’t go into Sergei’s unless Herz is in the kitchen 13. * Don’t fuck with the bees 14. * No, that is not a toy. 15. * Drink yourself