NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. We've put up with some pretty weird shit in our childhoods, didn't we? We had... (Pictures of the Care Bears) NC (voiceover): ...midget bears that made people feel better by shooting out their radioactive stomachs... (Pictures of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) NC (voiceover): ...premature reptiles that study ninjitsu while eating processed Italian food... (Picture of Alf) NC (voiceover): ...and an alien whose nose quite frankly... ("CENSORED" bar covers Alf's nose) NC (voiceover): ...should've been censored.