People are despicable creatures, Loathesome inexplicable creatures, Good-for-nothing kickable creatures. I hate people! I abhor them! When I see the indolent classes Sitting on their indolent asses, Gulping ale from indolent glasses, I hate people! I detest them! I deplore them! I hate people! I loathe people! I despise and abominate people! Life is full of cretinous wretches Earning what their sweatiness fetches, Empty minds whose pettiness stretches Further than I can see. Little wonder I hate people. And I don't care if they hate me!