Are you looking for a career that's as glamorous as engineering? Do you crave the giddy thrills akin to chartered accountancy? Perhaps you envy the public acclaim and affection given to economists? One career offers all this, and with a salary comparable to top Hollywood stars! Yes - SCIENCE! But wait! There's more! Become a scientist, and after mere decades of highly paid work and sexual adventure, you too could become a Renowned Scientist! What is a Renowned Scientist? It's a title awarded each decade by the Invisible College to a figure skilled in the art of Science! or Spelunking.