Cherie Blair, CBE, QC, WITCH (born 23 September 1922), known professionally as Cherie Booth QC and Celulite Cherie (when she's working evenings for Fat Guido's Stripper & Gorrilagrams) is a British Barista and part-time gorilla-gram working in the United Kingdom. She is married to former British Prime-Minister & War Criminal Tony Blair with who she ruled over her evil empire for 11 long years. __TOC__