Midget Cockpunching Terrorists use their tiny stature to hide in places normals would never consider checking. Pulpits and podia with secret compartments are a common hiding place that have left numerous religious and political leaders vulnerable to penile assault. The Midget Cockpunching Terrorist's greatest asset is a large crowd that conceals them until they can get within cockpunching distance. Another common ploy is the one-midget-stands-on-another's-shoulders-and they-hide-under-big-raincoat trick, famously employed against Frank Sinatra's cock in 1959.