In the year 1492 A.D. Christopher Columbus discovered India. Thinking he was in America he called the natives "American Indians" and sometimes he called one or two "Native Americans", but these were the ones he disliked most. After a week or two, Columbus ran out of his diseases to hand to the kids of India. Little did he know the the waters of the Ganges (which Indians use to brush their teeth) had certain heeling powers. Without an easy way to kill the Indians, Columbus decided, because he was a decider, that him and his men should go on a killing spree. Unsuccessful because his weapons were not advanced enough for Sanskrit knowing Indians, Columbus was seen as an annoyance to the entire sub-continent.