Since he came into power long time ago, he has successfully banned: * Breathing without a licence * Opera (the performance) * Opera (the browser) * Oprah * Pat Robertson * Recorded music (as part of the Dictators for Real Rock initiative) * Long hair for men * Fun.Boredom * Beards * Gold teeth * Chewing tobacco * AIDS * Toilets * Television newsreaders who wear makeup (he couldn't tell the men from the women) * Wheel of Fortune * Bad weather * France * Virginity * RealPlayer * Opposition * Spider webs * Death * Common Sense * God * Napoleon Bonaparte * Disease