|- !align="center" colspan=5 |Congress/House/Hawaii Districts |- !width=50| District !width=175| Representative !width=75| Party !width=120| Date Nailed onThe Colbert Report !width=90| Winner? |- || 1 || Neil Abercrombie || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 2 || Mazie Hirono || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- |}