Leonard Swindley is reading a lurid paperback in his office – a thriller that he has confiscated from Miss Clapper. He and Mrs Edgeley discuss the merits of otherwise of James Bond. Mrs Edgeley is a big fan of Sean Connery whereas Swindley saw Goldfinger by accident when he very much wanted to see The Sound of Music... At the Head Office of Dobson and Hawkes in London a crisis is being discussed by Brigadier Hawk and Sir Charles Dobson: their leading competitor, Montague’s, has just introduced a new line of swimwear which is the exact design of one of Dobson’s lines which has just been approved for production – industrial espionage is under foot. The two men realise that they need an inside spy, someone totally innocuous who can infiltrate the enemy - Swindley is called in. He is given his