OK, SO, A WHILE BACK, THIS GUY, CHESTER A. BUM, WAS BORN ON THE DAY HE WAS BORN, a time where, coincidentally, most birthdays coincide. BUT ANYWAY, HIS PARENTS WERE ALL LIKE "IT'S A GIRL!" BUT THEN, THEY SAW HIS PENIS, SO THEY WERE ALL LIKE "NO WAIT, IT'S A BOY!!!!" BUT THEN, THEY DECIDED HE WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, SO THEY LEFT HIM IN A PIE RIGHT NEXT TO PAULY SHORE!!!!