Once upon a time, Eric Sparrow was the complete loser of the Destruction Tour. In addition, he suffered the humiliation of being stuck up Nigel Beaverhousen's bum, which left him humiliated. In anger, he fled to Moscow....and found a mysterious fusion device. Within days, he had managed to seek out the things he needed. Power! Might! THE WILL OF IRON. He pressed the button, and it began. His body was that of the mightiest Russian, his ears, not including a leftover one from his head, became that of a mighty bear, his lower body, a tank, and his attitude, much worse than before. He had but 2 things on his mind. Destruction, and chaos. Oh and.....FIRRRREEE