A long distance relative of Kirby, hailing from the connected Planet Powerbomb and Planet Piledriver. He was once a cute chubby oaf, but now, after being exposed to the violent wrestling atmosphere one too many times, he became a lean mean ass kicking machine. His intelligence was rather dim, thus leading to him being so easily influenced by the pain and punishment. He wanted in. He found a jockstrap, dunked it in black paint, put it over his head, walked to the nearby Piles O Pain tournament, registered under his name, and was greeted with a cloud of boos. This was not kickass at all. A jockstrap. But, in his first match against Wooden Longchipper, he wowed the crowd as he bounced around the ring, like a human pinball. Longchipper spat his bad apples, and Wurby Oboro Rolled straight throu