Brian Blados (born January 11, 1962 in Arlington, Virginia) is a former American football guard and tackle who played nine seasons with the Cincinnati Bengals, Indianapolis Colts and Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the National Football League. He attended Washington-Lee High School with Sandra Bullock, who was two years behind him. His high school teammates called him "Mutton Head" because his head was "as big as a lamb and full of wool."