These are the core members of the South Park gang. They have been friends since they were toddlers, making them very close despite their contrasting personalities. * Stan Marsh-The everyman. A romantic who tries to see the best in things and gets depressed when things are at their worst. * Kyle Broflovski-The pragmatist. Is notorious for making enlightened speeches at the conclusion of every episode. * Eric Cartman-The fat bastard. An immature, self-centered psychopath. * Kenny McCormick-The pet. Is dirt poor, has a filthy mind and dies constantly.