Slorp was the name given by the cafeteria workers to the aberration that attacked HQ during the 2013 Blackout. The Cafeteria had, prior to the Blackout, collected a large amount of raw meat from Mary Sues, Gary Stus, and Cute Animal Friends to be used in its meals, such as the infamous Sue Soufflé. A large portion of the meat was left sitting long enough for the a combination of the Cafeteria's questionable food-preparation methods and the improbability tendencies of its glitter-saturated component meat to bring the entire mass to a semblance of life.