In an alternate dimension exists a world populated by vegetables instead of human beings. Nobody knows how this happened, blame it on M-Theory, or too much Kitten Huffing, but somehow someone thought it would make good stories for children and teach Fundamentalist Christian morals and ethics on children using Child Psychology to trick them into thinking it was just a story. Well one day, it was the day before Christmas, and one of the main characters forgot to take his antidepressants and antipsychotic medication for a week or two. This is a story called "A Very Veggie Christmas" that those Fundamentalist Christians don't want you to read, but they didn't know that the hard drive they threw away could be recovered with the story on it, because they forgot to degauss it and wipe zeros over