Our Lord and Master, Swiss Ninja, is a book, written by Jack O'vian (he's second on the Snowzerland wanted list!). it is satire and wasn't intended to hurt anyone. It is one of the books part of his satire series, exceeding sales over Turtleshroom, the Demon Hater, Explorer and the Exciting Tale of Logic and Darktan, the Forever Emperor. It doesn't only tell the reader about Swiss Ninjal, it also tells everyone about his family, enemies etc. It is the second top selling book, behind Penguins: A Threat to Mankind.