I have decided to keep a diary. Hurrah! I am "special" after all. I mean, what could be better then being what I am? I am the only true pure substance on this earth, and right now I am in a shop. Hurrah! I'm right across from the Coco-Puffs. They are now 40 percent more chocolaty. Hurrah! I have a lot of friends, plus a Myspace. OH M Gee. One time Tom left me a comment. I'm so cool. Life sure is great, and it's only getting better from here!