"The Clenis™" was once believed to be a mythical god-like figure, until the scientists pointed their telescope toward God's Heavens and saw it for the very first time. The name is a contraction of "Bill Clinton" and "Penis", as it is believed that Bill Clinton's penis is an all-powerful entity. In 1970 he used it to sexually satisfy every woman in Arkansas, and therefore won election as governor in a landslide.